That's when you crack a 10am beer
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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