what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Randomize
