Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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We had sex on a dog bed..
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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