I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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