# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
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Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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