Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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