We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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