If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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