I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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