What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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