Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Randomize
