You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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