Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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