WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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