You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
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