You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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