Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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