I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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