You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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