Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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