Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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