Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
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We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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