she was so not down for the gang bang
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Houston, we have a squirter
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
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do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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