what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
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when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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