She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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