Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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