i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
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I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
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This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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