im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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