he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
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I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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