I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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