week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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