is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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