Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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