i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
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He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Congratulations! We have a period
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