Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
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My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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