there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
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There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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