I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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