No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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