so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I am available for nakedness
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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