You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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