i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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