I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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