i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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