Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Someone came in the potted fern
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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