he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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