And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Who died my cat blue again?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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