Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
There r osticjed everywhere
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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