dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
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They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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