What a fucking waste of an outfit
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
my nose is crying tears of wow.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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