i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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