i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
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Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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