i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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