She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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