Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I fill condoms, not promises.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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