after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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