Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
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He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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