it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
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Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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